I want to delete this piece of shit.

The I love Lucy-ani meme? I DON'T KNOW. I'M GOING TO CALL IT THE I-don't-even-know-what-to-call-it-but-I-got-tagged meme! :)

LOL HAI DER toorah_loorah, YOU TAGGED MEEEE. To do Mikey Way. Fuck yes.

( Here we go: )

Elli candiedpeaches: imma find gerard's twitter

Me: have fun with that

Elli: WHAT THE FUCK
is it just me or did he just explode?
like
NO UPDATE NO UPDATE NO UPDATE OMG UPDATES GALORE

Me: NOPE. HE DID EXPLODE.
IT IS TRUE.

Elli: he exploded
literally
into frank's mouth.

Me: he's so hardcore and emo, he just exploded.

Elli: sexually

Me: or frank did something with his tongue, he just exploded.

Elli: yeah

Me: either one is a valid theory

Elli: that's it
oh
oh
frank smiled
that's it

Me: ah. yes! frank smiled, and then he giggled.

Elli: gerard learned how to orgasm twice in a minute.
that day

Me: then frank made him wear a tshirt that says "yeah, it's possible."

Because I feel like passing the time, and being completely witty. Except this won't be witty at all. You'll probably just throw old lettuce and rotten tomatoes at me. Hey, I get where you're coming from. I dig it, I feel ya, I'm pickin' up what you're puttin' down, IF YOU LAY IT DOWN ON MEHHH I'LL GET WHERE YOU'RE AT, BRO.

I know what you're thinking. "Shut the fuck up and get on with it." OKAY. I WILL.


Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to 15 people you like and include me. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (band name)"

( WOOO MOOOOSACK )