yousmellsosluttyrightnow.

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 04:51:57 GMT

I want to delete this piece of shit.

I-don't-even-know-what-to-call-it-but-I-got-tagged meme!

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 18:22:43 GMT

The I love Lucy-ani meme? I DON'T KNOW. I'M GOING TO CALL IT THE I-don't-even-know-what-to-call-it-but-I-got-tagged meme! :)

LOL HAI DER toorah_loorah, YOU TAGGED MEEEE. To do Mikey Way. Fuck yes.

1. Choose a picture of the funniest face on your person.
Mikey Way is above funny faces. But, here.

2. Choose a picture of your person eating.

Yes, I drew a sandwich.

Shh, roll with it.

3. Choose a picture of your person with an animal.
I almost used a picture of him with Pete Wentz. I decided against it.

4. Choose a picture of your person with a member of the opposite sex.

Aww :')

5. choose a picture of where you would have sex with this person.
Mikey Way is an old man. I would not have sex with him.
BUT HERE! HAVE A PICTURE!

6. Choose a picture of your favorite outfit on this person.
I don't actually have a favorite, but, whatever.

That looks pretty nice, wouldn't you say? I also LOVE the Mikey Fuckin Way shirt. I WANT ONE D:

7. Choose a picture of your person smiling.

Trying to find these pictures is like trying to find pictures of Spencer Smith smiling.
You know they exist, you've seen plenty, but when you NEED to find them, you can only find a few.

8. Choose a picture of your person half naked
Mikey Way does not flaunt his half naked body. Mikey Way is too good for that tomfoolery. Have Frank instead! (I'm cheating, right.)

HE'S LIKE :DDDD! He. Is. Adorable. I think I find him so adorable because he's like, 2 feet tall.

9. Choose a picture of your person doing an outdoor activity

10. Choose your favorite picture of this person
WTF. I DON'T HAVE ONNNNNNE D:

Discussing Gerard Way's sudden tweet-explosion

Fri, 14 Aug 2009 19:35:06 GMT

Elli candiedpeaches: imma find gerard's twitter

Me: have fun with that

Elli: WHAT THE FUCK
is it just me or did he just explode?
like
NO UPDATE NO UPDATE NO UPDATE OMG UPDATES GALORE

Me: NOPE. HE DID EXPLODE.
IT IS TRUE.

Elli: he exploded
literally
into frank's mouth.

Me: he's so hardcore and emo, he just exploded.

Elli: sexually

Me: or frank did something with his tongue, he just exploded.

Elli: yeah

Me: either one is a valid theory

Elli: that's it
oh
oh
frank smiled
that's it

Me: ah. yes! frank smiled, and then he giggled.

Elli: gerard learned how to orgasm twice in a minute.
that day

Me: then frank made him wear a tshirt that says "yeah, it's possible."

Decided to do this.

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 07:55:57 GMT

Because I feel like passing the time, and being completely witty. Except this won't be witty at all. You'll probably just throw old lettuce and rotten tomatoes at me. Hey, I get where you're coming from. I dig it, I feel ya, I'm pickin' up what you're puttin' down, IF YOU LAY IT DOWN ON MEHHH I'LL GET WHERE YOU'RE AT, BRO.

I know what you're thinking. "Shut the fuck up and get on with it." OKAY. I WILL.

Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to 15 people you like and include me. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (band name)"

Pick your Artist:
My Chemical Romance

Describe yourself:
Teenagers

How do you feel:
I'm Not Okay (I Promise)

Describe where you currently live:
Cemetery Drive

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Desolation Row

Your favorite form of transportation:
Sleep

Your best friend is:
Helena

What's the weather like:
This Is The Best Day Ever

Favorite time of day:
Early Sunsets Over Monroeville

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Give 'Em Hell, Kid

What is life to you:
Drowning Lessons

Your relationship:
Demolition Lovers

Your fear:
Cubicles

What is the best advice you have to give:
The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You

Thought for the Day:
All I Want For Christmas Is You

How I would like to die:
Skylines And Turnstiles

I was gonna put 'Cancer' but NO NO NO D:

My soul's present condition:
Dead!

My motto:
Thank You for the Venom